In the Stadium for Opening Ceremony

We have reached the stadium for the opening ceremony. Our owner Mr. Vinnie Dildo is here with his ravishing wife (My...she's hot) and his son. Haven't seen the rest of his bumchums yet... We are in one of the boxes and there's a laptop here with wi-fi connection in the stadium...WOW! I thought I must blog from here, it's kind of exciting... The guys sitting here have no idea that the world has a mole inside IPL...ME!

Lord Almighty just walked past me. He nodded at me and acknowledged my presence, for the first time I think. That's a start. He has been kind of insecure since yesterday when he was stripped of his captaincy. He is trying to gauge who all are in his side. Most of us are just plain confused. We are just playing the middle path... me, keeping myself at a distance from both parties - Lord Almighty and the Phoren Babas. Others, however, are sucking up to both... Haha!

Looks like the Bevdaas have pipped the champs. Way to go boys. I can see the Bevdaa's owner Mr. Batlivala grinning from ear to ear. You can actually see his teeth through his moustache and bear. Our owner's looking quite dashing in his formal suit and tie. I wonder if all those rumours about him are true or not. If they are true, may be Lord Almighty should keep his door unlocked tonight to get back his captaincy. But again, this bit of politics does add some colour to our otherwise lacklustre team....

Got to go guys. The Bevdaas have won. Now on to the opening ceremony. Cheers!